Alien ear implants
I’ve got this lump in my left ear lobe, its really annoying (when DJing) and quite painful – I can’t work out what it is, so it must be some sort of alien tracking device.
I confirmed this theory, when my friend Adam said he had one too and try as hard as he could, it wouldn’t come out.
Hmmmm…. SO, what are the mystery lumps?
They’re not spots, I don’t think its glass (although when i had a bit of glass in my hand years ago, that’s the nearest similar feeling, I’m pretty sure I’d remember and notice borken glass entering my ear lobe!)… double hmmm…
THEN it was further confirmed when John said he had one too!!!
If I disappear, it looks likely the aliens took me and I’d been tracked by the thing in my ear.