oh this is not good
Recently I’ve had to yank out the odd mutant eyebrow, which seems to try n grow out at crazy angles… and I realised today what it might be…
My body wants to grow mutant old may eyebrows a la rowan williams…but wait… his surname is williams too… maybe its some genetic conspiracy!
or maybe its just one rogue folicle (?) thats gone wonky… whatever, tweezers a go go.
I pluck my eyebrows… mockery begins here:
In other news – I’ve been measured for the suit (sisters wedding) and I’m officially XL – Xtra Long in every dimension