when asking nicely doesn’t work
…threaten to club a baby seal.
Last year he/she was saved from being clubbed by your generous donations towards my Pier to Pier target…
If I don’t get another 6 5 sponsors… by friday, the seal gets it. I mean it.
In other fitness news, bike club tomo… usual time or shall we start earlier?
Hang on a mo, wouldn’t you have to swim even further to get the baby seal before clubbing it?