Hot or Not?

Posted by Luke Williams on June 15, 2005 in general thoughts | 12 comments

I’ve not been feeling great this week, run down and full of cold, sore throat… bleurgh.

I was talking on MSN to a mate earlier who said I should just go and rate some random people on hotornot.com to cheer me up

For those of you not familiar with this long running website, its goes like this…

1. you put your pic online
2. Anyone who visits the site gets a random picture (based on preferences you choose – men/women&age group)
3. They can then vote that person from 1 (NOT) to 10 (HOT)
4. once they vote, they get to see the persons average score so far and another random picture is shown

It’s quite brutal and shallow, I know… but jeeebus, I laughed hard at some of them..

Here are my tips for getting a good score on hot or not: (don’t judge me!)

• Not looking at camera = -1 pt
• Studio shot you score a 1.. if you needed a studio makeover you get an instant NOT from me!
• Nose Pierced = -2pt… pet dislike, never worked out why
• Scary hair you score a 3 – choose a picture from a good hair day!
• Bad attempt at porn/model type pose = 1 point, you just look silly love
• Showing a bit of flesh = +1pt for bravery… but be warned…
• Showing too much flesh = obviously a hussy, -2pts
• Having WAY too much flesh = score a 4, couple for bravery but.. ew, no
• Having WAY too much flesh AND showing it = 1 no no no NO!

Hmmm, I’ve noticed I’m not scoring many people over a 5… maybe I’m not a nice person… nah, I’ll put it down to illness induced negativity!

EDIT: I?ve taken the Hot or Not pic off this site now, if you really still want to see it click here