Hot or Not?
I’ve not been feeling great this week, run down and full of cold, sore throat… bleurgh.
I was talking on MSN to a mate earlier who said I should just go and rate some random people on hotornot.com to cheer me up
For those of you not familiar with this long running website, its goes like this…
- you put your pic online
- Anyone who visits the site gets a random picture (based on preferences you choose – men/women&age group)
- They can then vote that person from 1 (NOT) to 10 (HOT)
- once they vote, they get to see the persons average score so far and another random picture is shown
It’s quite brutal and shallow, I know… but jeeebus, I laughed hard at some of them..
Here are my tips for getting a good score on hot or not: (don’t judge me!)
- Not looking at camera = -1 pt
- Studio shot you score a 1.. if you needed a studio makeover you get an instant NOT from me!
- Nose Pierced = -2pt… pet dislike, never worked out why
- Scary hair you score a 3 – choose a picture from a good hair day!
- Bad attempt at porn/model type pose = 1 point, you just look silly love
- Showing a bit of flesh = +1pt for bravery… but be warned…
- Showing too much flesh = obviously a hussy, -2pts
- Having WAY too much flesh = score a 4, couple for bravery but.. ew, no
- Having WAY too much flesh AND showing it = 1 no no no NO!
Hmmm, I’ve noticed I’m not scoring many people over a 5… maybe I’m not a nice person… nah, I’ll put it down to illness induced negativity!
EDIT: I?ve taken the Hot or Not pic off this site now, if you really still want to see it click here