It’s a conspiracy I tell you!

Posted by Luke Williams on September 23, 2006 in general thoughts | 0 comments

911? UFO cover ups? a New World Order? The Cat People of Alpha Centuri? The price of Stamps???

No.

People conspiring against me to make me go out!

I’m rubbish at staying in on my own! I tried… but there was no good films on tv… and then a mate who wanted to catch up over a quiet beer… seemed like a good idea… nothing hectic I though to myself…

It’d been a battle all day with people trying to persuade me to go out this weekend… I kept saying no, but damn it… they kept up the pressure…

well… you know… I started a new job this week… one beer to catch up n unwind won’t hurt will it? I’ll be home by 10… whats a single guy to do? Stay in on his own n surf the net all night…?
Hmmmm…

In my weak-willed defence, there is a whole tempting world of clubs n things right on my doorstep (sometimes literally ON my doorstep…)

so one drink in Bar Fruit (hmmm vodka) turned into one more at Label… which somehow I got talked into sharing 5 corona for a tenner… ut oh…

Then 2 friends appeared who were out with some of the people I’d said I wasn’t going out to… now I’m out… and I’ve told people I was staying in… it’d be rude not to…

So a couple of coronas later I find myself… god help me… not that I believe in any particular god, but its a good saying… I’m in bar med…

..not long after I arrive, I’m made to neck my drink because we’re going to meet some people in Censo… so in we trundle to Censo… couple of drinks later it seems like a good idea to go to Toko to see my mate James who’s playing tunes…

Next thing I know, I’ve been dancin’ (I mean REALLY dancin’) like a pogo legged loon and its 6am… nice “quiet” night in Luke, well done.

Hmmm

I reckon it was all a conspiracy… the “quiet” beer… the guilt trips… the “oh we’ve got to go so finish your drink”… the free drinks… the free entry…

Nah, I just had some dinner n though feck it, I fancy going out!

Well.. I’m allowed to change my mind sometimes aint I?

Apologies to anyone I’d said I wasn’t going out to… and then did… it wasn’t planned! Anyone got any paracetamol?