2 mysteries of the universe..
1) My “beard” grows twice as fast the day after a swim. Why??? I’ve often thought this and I’m now sure it’s true… try the following experiment.
day 1) shave
day 2) measure/photograph or guess-timate the amount of stuble you have
day 3) shave, then go for a swim
day 4) as day 2)
then compare… i’m sure it does grow more… maybe its some sort of reaction to being submerged in water??
2) One of my Credit Cards is in credit. (only £71.20 though) Uh… how did that happen? I pay by direct debit!!???
beards…if I was a man I would grow a long white beard like the old man from kill bill.