My New Skill
This weekend, I learnt something new and exciting about myself.
You see I realised that I possess a skill beyond most people’s comprehension!
I can tell you your fortune by reading your empty weetabix bowl. (kind of like tea leaf reading, but more breakfasty)
For only £25, I will give you a bowl of (hot or cold) weetabix (with or withour sugar), you eat it whilst telling me about yourself and then I will be able to interpret the remnants to reveal your future life. Amazing eh?
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Ha ha! Yeah right! V funny