aLUKEonLIFE » silly stuff

custard plays with mouse-sheep-pig

Luke — Wed, 20 May 2009 22:20:03 +0000

random post alert

Luke — Fri, 08 May 2009 01:35:10 +0000

If there is ANY chance you might find the following offensive, don’t bother clicking more.

No really, don’t.

Its not like sick or bleurgh, just kinda weird n probably controversial

If in doubt, walk away.

so…

I saw the sun today, with a picture of a new suspect in the madeline mccann kidnapping (earlier ramblings)

He’s a frickin Alien!!! Look:

oh this is not good

Luke — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:50:07 +0000

Recently I’ve had to yank out the odd mutant eyebrow, which seems to try n grow out at crazy angles… and I realised today what it might be…

My body wants to grow mutant old may eyebrows a la rowan williams…but wait… his surname is williams too… maybe its some genetic conspiracy!

or maybe its just one rogue folicle (?) thats gone wonky… whatever, tweezers a go go.

yes.

I pluck my eyebrows… mockery begins here:

In other news – I’ve been measured for the suit (sisters wedding) and I’m officially XL – Xtra Long in every dimension

the philosophical development of man

Luke — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:59:11 +0000

important mysteries of the universe solved by the echo

Luke — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:43:48 +0000

No really, that hard hitting heavyweight of journalism that is the daily echo has an excellent article today… no not the “outrage” about BB guns being for sale… (god forbid any child who shoots at targets at a young age must turn out to be a master criminal and gangster… like i did)

The mystery of the lost shoe

poor litte shoe, how did it get there, well the echo reaches a shocking conclusion that proves once and for all the existence of extra-terrestrial beings… its proof of alien abduction.

Cool.

I can’t think of any other reason for mystery shoes, can you??

Oh Happy Day

Luke — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:43:13 +0000

Monty Python have launched their own YouTube channel!!!! Hi Q clips of all your favourite bits…

Like this, my favourite python moment from the life of Brian

Love it

Luke — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:00:28 +0000

If you haven’t seen it yet, go check out the Guinea Pig Olympics!

Love it, love it, love it! Photoshop rules!!

jersey by bike-thing

Luke — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:01:53 +0000

online tomfoolery

Luke — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:29:24 +0000

The clubnight that is now a religion… and the planned protest against it… no really.

floordance – my next tune, with PointA and ft James O on vocals!

aLUKEonLIFE YouTube channel

Why Cats are Superior to Space Aliens!

Cuil – the google beater, that doesn’t beat google – try searching for “Cuil” on Cuil… and… tumbleweed… – seriously though one to keep an eye on.

UPDATE – seems they read my post on LinkedIn – searches for “Buy PS3″, “Cuil” now return good results… ok… now its more interesting – go check it out anyway – if I was them, i’d of kept it in Beta for a bit longer!

3 random things i learnt today

Luke — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:57:38 +0000

1. My mother and her friend mary are prize winning scarecrow artists! Seriously, they won the village competition and they’ll be in the parish newsletter! I’m genuinely very proud, my mum has a really creative side and its nice to see it get some recognition.

2. Girls are better than boys. In stamina terms anyway. Its 10pm, lucys passed out and carlas asleep on the sofa! Not sure why carlas asleep but lucys came to bike club.

3. There’s such a thing as a “black carrot”

I discovered it as a colouring in Lucozade!