If there is ANY chance you might find the following offensive, don’t bother clicking more.
No really, don’t.
Its not like sick or bleurgh, just kinda weird n probably controversial
If in doubt, walk away.
Recently I’ve had to yank out the odd mutant eyebrow, which seems to try n grow out at crazy angles… and I realised today what it might be…
My body wants to grow mutant old may eyebrows a la rowan williams…but wait… his surname is williams too… maybe its some genetic conspiracy!
or maybe its just one rogue folicle (?) thats gone wonky… whatever, tweezers a go go.
yes.
I pluck my eyebrows… mockery begins here:
In other news – I’ve been measured for the suit (sisters wedding) and I’m officially XL – Xtra Long in every dimension
No really, that hard hitting heavyweight of journalism that is the daily echo has an excellent article today… no not the “outrage” about BB guns being for sale… (god forbid any child who shoots at targets at a young age must turn out to be a master criminal and gangster… like i did)
poor litte shoe, how did it get there, well the echo reaches a shocking conclusion that proves once and for all the existence of extra-terrestrial beings… its proof of alien abduction.
Cool.
I can’t think of any other reason for mystery shoes, can you??
Monty Python have launched their own YouTube channel!!!! Hi Q clips of all your favourite bits…
Like this, my favourite python moment from the life of Brian
