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The scientology “Jive Aces” swingers are coming, run!

“quick, quick, the scientologists are coming… and they’re disguised as a swing band!!”

Well kinda, I was highly amused (and a bit scared) to see that the scientologists had a stage in the square today with the Jive Aces performing swing hits. The guys giving out leaflets were a bit sinister looking, I tried to get a pic but they saw me and started coming over so I ducked into a shop. haha.. I felt like some sorta secret anti-cult agent… If I die in an “accident” in the next few days, avenge my death please! Nah, only joking… i hope…

Here’s the pic I did get, with a close up of the sign.

Jive Aces Scientology

Dont forget kids, “say No to drugs, say Yes to life” - if a swing band says so, then well you’d better listen. :-)

For the record, I think they’re THE most dangerous religion in the world right now, more so than jihadist fundamental muslims.

18.10.2007 // no comments
              

obesity is the individuals responsibility

How ridiculous is that report out today???

The biggest problem in society in general is that no-one takes responsibility for their own actions… we want someone else to solve global warming, crime, obesity and everything else… TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DAMN LIVES.

fatty bum bum

To actually publish a report saying its NOT the individuals fault is down right irresponsible, yes, the government could do more to encourage healthy living but ultimatley, fatty, its up to you. Eat less pies, do more exercise. Wow, thats hard.

Now I present to you…
Luke’s 10+1 easy tips for being a better more responsible citizen:

1) Replace light bulbs with energy efficient ones when they die and when you need to change a light fitting, make sure it’ll take energy efficient bulbs.

2) Take the bus or train once in a while, make use of your journey time by reading or working - time efficient too.

3) Walk. I’m amazed how many people don’t seem to walk, anywhere anymore.

4) Buy juice/milk and other liquids in recyclable containers, not those horrible evil tetrapak things. (Glass/Plastic)

5) Take unwanted clothes to a charity shop, or place them into the clothes bank things at your local recycling center.

6) Eat fresh fruit and vegetables. “I don’t like fruit or veg” what… any? you mean out of the 1000’s of types of fruit and veg, there is actually nothing you’ll eat?? shut up and get over it.

7) Exercise. Like the walking thing, i’m amazed some people NEVER exercise! How do you expect to stay healthy? Go for a swim, walk along the beach, dance all night like a mad thing (without drinking loads though!)

8) Stop eating when you feel full, not when the plates empty. The stomach shrinks and grows depending on how much you feed it, so quit making it bigger!

9) Drink plenty of water. 1 can of fizzy drink has 1/3rd of your rec. daily intake of sugar. How often do you drink more than one can a day?? Scary. (Don’t drink the “diet” ones either - phenylalanine = very bad)

10) Do something for charity once in a while. Help raise money to cure cancer or save the whales… something for the greater good.

11) Make junk and convenience food a luxury, not a regular meal.

Apologies for the preaching, just got wound up and it kinda came out!

17.10.2007 // comments (3)
              

eeek email

I reckon I get 300+ emails a day, easy. Maybe 5 or so are ones I actually want, about another 5-10 are mailing lists or things that I flick through or file… If I’m away for a month in Oz… thats erm… 9000 emails.

Yes, I can log onto my web-based email client, but selecting the spam is a manual process… yikes. If I only get online say 4 times, I’m going to have to wade through 1000’s of emails to find anything important. Eek.

So what to do?

Set an auto-responder that I’m using a different account? Fwd everything to gmail or hotmail and use their spam filtering?

Goddamn spam.

I want to hunt down and maim whichever idiots it is that actually buy their products, someone must do, or they wouldn’t bother sending it… graaaahh.

17.10.2007 // no comments
              

music things

Luke Dubyah

Look at me! Haha, photo stolen from the all new FIREradio website…

Anyway… loads of good gigs coming up before oz so stick some of these in your diary…

Oct 12th (tonight!) - GLITCH @ 176 - can’t wait to play this, unleash some proper underground, late night DIRT! (set 4-7am)

Oct 13th (+ 27th) - Life @ Crank - More like the Ying mix, big room, 4 CDJ’s = happy luke

Oct 28th - SW London somewhere - 2manygenres set! more tbc…

Nov 1st - Luke Dubyah vs Kym Ayres - Frenzy pre-party on air! 8-10pm FIRE 107.6 - last 2 times I’ve had Kym on the show (Tidy, Frenzy + Slinky DJ) its been chaos! Woooo!

Nov 2nd - Frenzy 5th Birthday Party @ Dusk till Dawn - I’m playing the last set in Rm 2 (Electro) and then…

Nov 2nd (ok, technically 3rd…) - GLITCH @ 176 - more twistedness (5-7am)

(plus all the usual thursday night shows on FIRE)

then oz!!!! woooooooo…………

12.10.2007 // 1 comment
              

Luke Dubyah - Ying

Luke Dubyah - Ying

ying

I called it Ying, cus I did a really underground techy house/electro Yang mix last month… and it sounded like a snappier/better title than the “Sorry I can’t DJ at your party Miss Harty, I double booked myself, but I’ve made you a friendly house mix to say sorry and for you to play instead as we agreed, so that while I am at your party for a bit I can just mooch around chatting to people without just playing then running off” mix

This is one for getting ready… and similar in parts to the early part of my sets for Life @ Crank… Friendly happy housey sing-y stuff.

Happy Friday - Enjoy

—Tracklisting—

Pound Boys & Martello - Jack it up
Knee Deep - Rock it
Fish go Deep - The cure and the cause
Colette - about us (derrick carter)
Robyn - every heartbeat (tong n spoon)
The Source ft Candi Staton - You got the love
Freeform 5 - no more conversations (Fedde le grande mix)
Seamus Haji - Last night a DJ (Grant Nelson)
DJ Nick & ANdy F - Get Enough (Hernandez vs DJ Tyo)
Southside hustlers - right before my eyes
Opus III - Fine night tonight (Simon Sinfield mix)
DONS - big fun (oldskool revival mix)
Hooked bs MJ Cole - Watertight (hooked mix)
Axwell - I Found U (remode mix)
Wes Clarke - Someday

12.10.2007 // no comments
              

the new look Luke

So I went to the optician and its official, I’m getting old my eyes are failing… presented below, is the new look Luke, with glasses!

Luke Dork Williams

Ok so these aren’t the actual glasses… I have to pick them up in a couple of days, you know what.. I should of done this ages ago, I look damn good in glasses!

hahaha

11.10.2007 // comments (2)
              
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