the plant graveyard
This is an impassioned plea, from me to all of you.
Please do not give me, or ask me to look after, any plants, ever. Thank You.
In summary…
:: Yukka - RIP old friend 
:: Coriander - sprouted, tried to transfer it to a bigger tub… died.
:: Sage - didn’t even sprout from seeds
:: Chilli Plant - “harvest from July-August”, still alive.. somehow, but no sign of chillis.. or tbh much growth at all!
:: Assorted herb plot - now just a nice smelling autumnal looking selection of brown leaves - oops.
:: Chris’s spiky thing - amazingly still alive, but not looking as healthy as when it got here… eek!
2 out of 6 still alive… and barely at that… haha, doh!!!
However…
:: Fake Bamboo plant - still looking great, even with mini-mirror ball and other ornaments people seem to keep placing in it!
:: Fake white lilly things in the hall - could do with a dust, otherwise, A OK
:: Assorted twigs and other vaguely (fake) plant-like things in the toilet - looking great
In summary
Fake Plants - GOOD
Real Plants - NOT GOOD
Please, no plants (or alcohol - I’m mostly giving up) for christmas!
Does the pot still have a smily face tho?
Comment by James — October 23, 2007 @ 8:48 pm
Don’t kill my plant.
Comment by Chris — October 23, 2007 @ 11:03 pm
yes but no plant hair
Comment by Luke — October 23, 2007 @ 11:38 pm