911? UFO cover ups? a New World Order? The Cat People of Alpha Centuri? The price of Stamps???

No.

People conspiring against me to make me go out!

I’m rubbish at staying in on my own! I tried… but there was no good films on tv… and then a mate who wanted to catch up over a quiet beer… seemed like a good idea… nothing hectic I though to myself…

It’d been a battle all day with people trying to persuade me to go out this weekend… I kept saying no, but damn it… they kept up the pressure…

well… you know… I started a new job this week… one beer to catch up n unwind won’t hurt will it? I’ll be home by 10… whats a single guy to do? Stay in on his own n surf the net all night…?
Hmmmm…

In my weak-willed defence, there is a whole tempting world of clubs n things right on my doorstep (sometimes literally ON my doorstep…)

so one drink in Bar Fruit (hmmm vodka) turned into one more at Label… which somehow I got talked into sharing 5 corona for a tenner… ut oh…

Then 2 friends appeared who were out with some of the people I’d said I wasn’t going out to… now I’m out… and I’ve told people I was staying in… it’d be rude not to…

So a couple of coronas later I find myself… god help me… not that I believe in any particular god, but its a good saying… I’m in bar med…

..not long after I arrive, I’m made to neck my drink because we’re going to meet some people in Censo… so in we trundle to Censo… couple of drinks later it seems like a good idea to go to Toko to see my mate James who’s playing tunes…

Next thing I know, I’ve been dancin’ (I mean REALLY dancin’) like a pogo legged loon and its 6am… nice “quiet” night in Luke, well done.

Hmmm

I reckon it was all a conspiracy… the “quiet” beer… the guilt trips… the “oh we’ve got to go so finish your drink”… the free drinks… the free entry…

Nah, I just had some dinner n though feck it, I fancy going out!

Well.. I’m allowed to change my mind sometimes aint I?

Apologies to anyone I’d said I wasn’t going out to… and then did… it wasn’t planned! Anyone got any paracetamol?

The internet… is celebrating OneWebDay

A day of how the internet has changed your world…

What has the internet done for me?
A myspace page that connected me to my musical heros…

A blog to unload my head into and stay in touch with my friends and family around the world…
A place to upload video clips from my mobile…

A site to share photos and chat about clubbing with like minded people…
Instant Messaging and Email to keep me in touch with people all over the world in seconds..

A podcast so my radio show is no longer confined to Bournemouth…

A place to find out anything about anything!

Yeah… useless invention really…

I remember my first email account, I knew 2 people on email at the time… my Uncle Paul who worked for an electronics/tech company and my mate Jon Skeet… I still remember the phonecall..

L: My email address is blablabla funny squiggle symbol..

J: thats an “at” symbol

L: oh ok blablabla AT bournemouth full stop..
J: You say that “dot”

L: uh, ok… blablabla AT bournemouth dot… ac dot uk
ah… how far we’ve come… I bet no one would say full stop now… idiotboy…

I can exclusively reveal that I have done my first bit of TV Presenting… as broadcast(ish) via FIRE TV… erm… what?

If you head over to FIREradio.co.uk and click on FIRE TV… who do you spot doing their first broadcast? Oh its me!

Hahahah, MUM… I’m a TV Presenter!!

Ok so it’s only the YouTube windfest clip that I posted yesterday, but made me laugh… woooo!

“Hi, I’m Luke Dubyah… radio and Tv presenter… how you doin’?”

HAHAHAHA

Here it is… finally had chance to download the video from my phone… chop it a bit… n upload it to youtube.com:

Here are my pics from the night as well

I’ve added a couple of new links on the left today folks, firstly: POINTS WIN PRIZES!

Basically a contest for anyone to enter where I’ll be awarding points for things… 2 weeks before christmas, I’ll be awarding a prize (tba) – simple really!

Second, I’d like to welcome Mr “big” Dave Lythgoe to the blogosphere, Dave was a housemate of mine whilst I was at Bournemouth Uni all those years ago, he’s outsourced himself to India for a while… or something…

and last but not least…

POINTS WIN PRIZES

My sister Ruth wants me to build her a blog, cool! Only problem is, she hasn’t got a name for it yet… 10 points for the winning name… 5 points if you give me an idea that leads to the winning one… Ruth to judge… entries via comments below!